Well after roughly a decade of pondering a way to release our twisted thoughts into the world, my partner in crime and I have finally decided that with the dawn of the internets a blog would suffice. After thinking up such great games as Goooje, battered and bloody leap frog (which was really more of an accident), and townhouse baseball, we bring you Snow Day Cafe.  This site is the result of many years of crazy drunk and sober ideas that made us want to tell the world of what we thought and had done. Sure seeing some JELLO gelatin bloodied outlines of your friends was good bar talk, but who else would share in this joy besides the public safety officers of our campus who had to clean it up? And this is why we have made this site.

Granted our competition may seem quite large compared to these humble beginnings. I mean there are such sites as Penny Arcade out there that have been doing this for many years. I for one think of this not as a competitor with those sites, but simply another perspective to look at this techie geeky world we all are a part of. You may be saying, Whoa there scruffy, I’m no geek. First, put down the Darth Vader action figure you’re holding and don’t take it personally. Second, the fact that you got the internets joke earlier makes you qualified enough to be some form of geek. This blog won’t be all techie gamer stuff either; there will be controversial remarks on comics, music, cars, and the occasional board game of world domination.

For now I’ll leave you anxious for more. I’m a little tired after all the talk Bimmer and I have had over which color the border, sides, and footer should all be. As you can see we decided on several lovely shades and hues of the primary color blue. We’ll work on a comic for all to enjoy shortly and it just might be funny, but no promises. Check back and let us know what you think.

- Scruff
I can show you the world!

Bimmer here, This is my first post as a cartoon and I gotta say, Its pretty flippin sweet! I may be the preppy member of the Snow Day Cafe Ambiguously Enigmatic duo, but at least I have a watch. Hey Scruffy, What Time Is It? Yeah, yeah that’s what I thought. Like any cartoon two-some, there is the smart one…and then there is the…other one. In our case (and our yearn for world domination), lets just say Scruffy and I fighting over the rights to be Pinky.

In addition to my partner in crime, my posts might focus moron cars and the strange but true events that occur to us on a daily basis. For some reason strange things just tend to happen to us. Like Clark Kent, I too must put down my glasses and take my pants off in order to fight the good fight. Alter egos in hand, Sruffy and I will do our best to keep you smiling and coming back for more.

However, If you have just stumbled this site in your vast online effort to find A counterfeit Mini, you are barking up the wrong tree. Nevertheless, if you stick around and chill with us, your bad-literate-self might just enjoy… yourself.

Like Dumb and Dumber, we get funnier the more you watch.
- Bimmer