Bimmer here. I am completely digging this weather. What weather, you ask? Winter in Wisconsin. The term is usually reserved for the warmest most hardcore large green “G” painted on their chest kind of people. Here it is nearing the end of December and it is 40 degrees outside. We have not even seen snow butfor twice this year.

I know I know, what is a Christmas winter wonderland without snow? Well, I have to be honest. The kid in me misses the White Christmas feel of the holidays. However, the rear-wheeled, slush, salt, heavy traffic, ice scraping, sun-roof part of me is just giddy.

WAIT, if the winter is extra warm this year, is the summer going to extra Hot? Lets all hope not.

It was a Brown Christmas this year and its wrapping up to be a Brown New Years as well. If Al Gore Stops by, give him a message for me. “You were right, we were wrong, nice Rolling Stone cover.” Until then, you can find me at the bottom of a big glass of egg nog passed out next to the PS2, GT4 still running. (Raises self off floor and lifts nearly empty glass-o-nog) Here’s to 2007!

Have a Fabulous New Years! Peace.
~ Bimmer

Bimmer here, This is my first post as a cartoon and I gotta say, Its pretty flippin sweet! I may be the preppy member of the Snow Day Cafe Ambiguously Enigmatic duo, but at least I have a watch. Hey Scruffy, What Time Is It? Yeah, yeah that’s what I thought. Like any cartoon two-some, there is the smart one…and then there is the…other one. In our case (and our yearn for world domination), lets just say Scruffy and I fighting over the rights to be Pinky.

In addition to my partner in crime, my posts might focus moron cars and the strange but true events that occur to us on a daily basis. For some reason strange things just tend to happen to us. Like Clark Kent, I too must put down my glasses and take my pants off in order to fight the good fight. Alter egos in hand, Sruffy and I will do our best to keep you smiling and coming back for more.

However, If you have just stumbled this site in your vast online effort to find A counterfeit Mini, you are barking up the wrong tree. Nevertheless, if you stick around and chill with us, your bad-literate-self might just enjoy… yourself.

Like Dumb and Dumber, we get funnier the more you watch.
- Bimmer